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astrological signs in love

  • aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship... but hey at least it's interesting
  • taurus: likes to pretend they're so heartless that they don't even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time
  • gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love
  • cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat
  • leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it's cute
  • virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.
  • libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)
  • scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple "serious" relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they're in love w their gross best friend... but in a cute way
  • sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection
  • capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, "JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE", terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)
  • aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? :) !! ? :(
  • pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love's glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan
Source: 1000googlies taurus Omg me
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Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

Source: heytheredali
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That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:

  • Me: it's bigger on the inside.
  • Friend: what is?
  • Me: I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.
  • Friend: did you-
  • Me: I siriusly did.
  • Friend: but-
  • Me: it's the dam fandoms again.
  • Friend: *slams fist on table*
  • Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY.
  • Friend: I LOVE THAT PART!
  • Me: love is weakness.
  • Friend: wat?
  • Me: you will go to the paper towns and never come back.
  • Friend: I'm don-
  • Me: Josh Dunn?
  • Friend: wait who?
  • Me: don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.
  • Friend: I don't under-
  • Me: yer a muggle
  • Friend: I hate Harry Potter..
  • Me:
  • Me:
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  • Police: so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?
  • Me: sounds legit.
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littleshakespeareanbaby

Cute Date Idea

Sit me down on the floor in front of my crayons and blocks, put on Moana and surround me with my stuffies.

Ask me silly questions, tell me funny stories, make me giggle and watch me slip deep and deeper in little space, sucking on my thumb and getting shyer by the moment.

Have me crawl into the space between your legs and begin patting my hair. Talk down to me in your condescending voice and ask me how old I’m feeling.

When I blush and squirm and hold up 3 fingers, smile that Devil-like smile that I’ve grown to love and fear, open my mouth and shove 3 fingers in and tell me that’s your favorite number.

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Aaaahhhh 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 perfect perfect perfect ☺️✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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Just a note to everyone:

Do not reblog my clearly NSFW posts and put your dumbass emojis are all over if:

-you don’t have your age posted

-do not clarify on your blog that you’re NSFW and are 18+

-if you fucking say “everyone is welcome” to a blog that is posting NSFW


Common fucking sense.

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me: *finishes task*
me: dopamine please
brain: *releases dopamine*
me: thank you
brain: youre welcome

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unrealistic. Blocked and reported

kestrel-tree

me: *struggles to begins task*
me: please… i need… dopam-
brain: NO
me: please, I have a large feelings they are starving
brain: FINE how about some adrenaline?!?!
me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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